Today's douche-bag parking award goes to...

"Decay buys too many beaters" (decay) 04/13/2016 at 19:39 • Filed to: None

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This guy.

buford-t-justice > Decay buys too many beaters 04/13/2016 at 19:49

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Would it be to add holeish to remove someone’s valve cores for something like that?

Urambo Tauro > Decay buys too many beaters 04/13/2016 at 19:49

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#towtruckbait

Decay buys too many beaters > buford-t-justice 04/13/2016 at 19:51

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I thought for a moment about borrowing his “extra” wheels

If I’d rode in today and found this dude blocking the only spots we get, yeah he might need a compressor to get out.

Sam > buford-t-justice 04/13/2016 at 19:54

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As long as you are kind enough to leave them on the ground next to the car, sure.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Decay buys too many beaters 04/13/2016 at 19:58

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Harbour View?

Decay buys too many beaters > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/13/2016 at 20:00

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Oregon

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Decay buys too many beaters 04/13/2016 at 20:01

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I knew it was alongshot with that oregon plate, but the Skywalk looks just like Harbor (our?) View in Seattle. Or am I thinking of Whatcom...

Decay buys too many beaters > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/13/2016 at 20:08

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Well WA would have been plausible, when I typed in “harbor view” into google it came up with a Regal Cinema in Virginia! lol

That's gonna leave a mark! > Decay buys too many beaters 04/13/2016 at 20:13

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Like a lot of cars, this one has body images issues. He thinks he is thinner than he really is.

McMike > Decay buys too many beaters 04/13/2016 at 20:16

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Leave a note:

“This is motorcycle parking, not car parking. The next time you park here, we will remove two of your wheels so you will be compliant .”

Decay buys too many beaters > McMike 04/13/2016 at 20:18

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I shall do exactly that.

Decay buys too many beaters > That's gonna leave a mark! 04/13/2016 at 20:25

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He’s skinny on the inside.

McMike > Decay buys too many beaters 04/13/2016 at 20:26

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Here you go, add some state code.

I am not sure if you were aware of this , but you have parked a car in a motorcycle parking area.

Oregon Vehicle Code ORS 801.365 defines a motorcycle as any self-propelled (motorized) vehicle other than a moped or farm tractor that:

Has a seat or saddle for use of the rider;

Is designed to be operated on the ground upon wheels; and

Is designed to travel with not more than three wheels in contact with the ground.

The next time you park here, we will remove one or two of your wheels so you will be compliant”

buford-t-justice > Sam 04/13/2016 at 20:27

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Unless they have a valve core remover not much they can do.

Sam > buford-t-justice 04/13/2016 at 20:29

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Exactly. Give them a little bit of hope that they can fix it themselves right there.

garagemonkee > Decay buys too many beaters 04/13/2016 at 20:35

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I’d wait outside for that guy to come back to his car for hours. Hoooours.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Decay buys too many beaters 04/13/2016 at 20:35

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And today’s douchebag land splitting award goes to...

Alfalfa > Decay buys too many beaters 04/13/2016 at 20:47

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People did this all the time at my old office building. They would also park obviously not low emmisions vehicles in the appropriate marked spaces in front of the building.

Die-Trying > McMike 04/13/2016 at 20:50

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its a JEEP thing........ they go places, that ordinary cars cant...... you wouldnt understand.

The Compromiser > Decay buys too many beaters 04/13/2016 at 21:23

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Compressors can’t melt slashed tires! It’s a conspiracy perpetrated by the Oregon Duck and the Michigan Wolverine.

facw > Decay buys too many beaters 04/14/2016 at 03:01

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H3 at my office just parked in a non-space (that is to say an access road/driveway/whatever) at the end of a row. Not like there aren’t plenty of spaces, they just didn’t want to walk an extra 30 feet.